Yesterday, I turned 18. So, I went throught all of the things I can do now that I am legal. I can now:
1. Buy Cigarettes
2. Smoke those Cigarettes
3. Buy Porn
4. Go to Jail
5. Buy Dry Ice
6. Get a Campsite (super stoked)
7. Get a Hotel Room
8. Have Sex
9. Buy things off of the T.V.
10. GET A TATTOO!
I realized just how much I wanted one. The ideal place would be on my forearm. I want a sick one like this
Soon after, I realized that I need to be pretty buff to pull something like that off. So my laziness overthrew my desire for a sick tat. Maybe someday in the future.
3 comments:
wow, what an adventurous list.
p.s. i am the FIRST PERSON TO EVER COMMENT YOUR BLOG!
You forgot that you can also buy firearms...
COLTON, YOU SHOULD BUY ME A GUN!!!!!!
colton, you forgot to mention that at the public pool when the lifeguard calls safety breaks, you can mock the innocent children who just have to watch you swim, while they eat cheetos and can only dangle their legs in the water for 15 dreaded minutes.
i think i told you this before.... but nonetheless its true.
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