Little Boy Black

Today at 1:03 a.m. I purchased my first lighter at the gas station off las amigas and Trabuco Canyon. I will keep it forever as a suvenire (sp?) of my manhood.

Dear Howie,

I am now going to introduce the first in probably a large series of blogs entitled "Dear Howie." Howard Shultz is the head hancho at Starbuck Coffee Co. and often I get very frusterated on how Starbucks is going. And now that I have a blog, I can vent away my problems about Howie. I know his face very well, do to all of the Starbuck training videos, but I realize you do not know, so I feel I am cheating you out on the full expirience if I dont truley introduce you to the big guy.

Dear Howie,

As you know, in about a month, in every Starbucks is going to serve frozen yogurt. But frozen yogurt at a coffee house?! That is just tacky. I mean you keep saying you want to make it have the feel of a small indie coffee house, yet you are turning the company into a monopoly!

I mean if your intent was truly to trasform the company to the indie feel, and you really want to add something, add Boba! I am thinking of all of the small coffeehouses that I know of in my head and everyone of them has boba.

So in conclusion, I want Starucks to have boba.

Yours truly

Colton <3

Sonic

As you know, I will be attending Cal State Fullerton (Go Titans!) for thier fall semester. I will also be moving up there to live in their on campus apartments. I know, cool right?

So started thinking of things that are simply fantastic and will insure a good time. Tonight my friends, I found it.

It's name is Sonic. Home of the perfect meal (a number 1 with cheese, no tomato, no onion, no pickle, with mayo. large size).

Everything there, from cheese sticks to cheese burger, is simply amazing! They even have ball ice.

I still am in search of more interesting things up there, so any suggestions would be wonerdful.

I want a Tattoo

Yesterday, I turned 18. So, I went throught all of the things I can do now that I am legal. I can now:

1. Buy Cigarettes

2. Smoke those Cigarettes

3. Buy Porn

4. Go to Jail

5. Buy Dry Ice

6. Get a Campsite (super stoked)

7. Get a Hotel Room

8. Have Sex

9. Buy things off of the T.V.

10. GET A TATTOO!

I realized just how much I wanted one. The ideal place would be on my forearm. I want a sick one like this

Soon after, I realized that I need to be pretty buff to pull something like that off. So my laziness overthrew my desire for a sick tat. Maybe someday in the future.